28. Vicky
Everything about Vicky was so wrong for Ted that he was willing to try the naked man on her, the optimum result of which is a one-night stand. For Ted, the man who has spent years searching for his soul mate, to go on a date with a girl and be willing to end it with a one-night stand, you know she must be dreadful. The final straw of finding out that the Pablo Neruda poetry book isn’t even hers made it inevitable that things wouldn’t work out for Ted. On the plus side, she was pretty attractive and helped Ted break out of his post-Stella slump, so she gets some points there. That’s the beauty of the naked man, it gives you exactly what you need. No more, no less.
27. Royce
Royce may not belong this low on the list, but come on, how could she like The Wedding Bride so much? I realize everyone, including Marshall, loved it, but it was such a crappy movie. The fact she felt the need to continually discuss a lame rom-com for days after seeing it shows that she wasn’t anywhere near the intellectual level that Ted needs. Plus, she was left at the alter three times, has a gambling addiction, and shares a bed with her brother. Weird.
26. Robyn
Another interesting girl from Good Crazy, things definitely wouldn’t have worked out between Ted and Robyn, or Yobin as he likes to call her. Sure, she loved scotch, and guns, and was Canadian, but that’s just all the more reason that Ted never could have stayed with her.
25. Tiffany
While she totally mistreated Ted, everyone knows what it’s like to be on the hook or to have someone on the hook, so there has to be some sympathy for Tiffany there. Maybe? No? You’re right, not at all. But just look at her… And she was a pharma girl. If only she had reeled Ted in instead of just keeping him on the hook.
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