The Lawyer
The Lawyer has been in enough episodes to where he almost isn’t considered minor anymore, but I would very much welcome him becoming as much of a regular as the McPoyles or the Waitress. Every time the Lawyer has a run in with the Gang, hilarity ensues, whether it be from the Gang’s ridiculous notions of what a lawyer can do, or from the Lawyer’s schemes that defeat the Gang time and time again.
Perhaps the best part of any episode where the Lawyer shows up is Charlie’s obsession with law. We’ve gotten to see it a couple times without the Lawyer, but when that guy shows up, you can be sure that Charlie is going to attempt to throw down. After all, “That lawyer guy, okay. He totally besmirched me today, and I demand satisfaction.”
The Lawyer would be a great addition to season 9 at any point, but I’d love to see another episode totally revolving around him. Perhaps Dennis could slip in and bang his ex-wife, leading to the Lawyer really seeking vengeance on our egotistical friends. Or Kitton Mittons could really take off, making the Lawyer a multi-millionaire, with commercials on every channel just to taunt Charlie.