The talk of the town lately is Marjorie Taylor Greene, so don’t be shocked to see her on your feed again. When she isn’t breaking state law or turning half the population against her with her close-minded, right-leaning comments, Greene is gushing over her BFF Donald Trump, whom she’ll be joining behind bars soon enough, God willing. It’s no secret MTG is Trump’s biggest cheerleader, but as if she wasn’t already one of the most hated people on Earth, she doesn’t do herself any favors by campaigning for his re-election while the globe waits with bated breath for the official announcement of his indictment.
It’s times like these where one should read the room, MTG. Clearly, you missed the memo on that one. All left-wing voters are on the edge of their seats, unable to contain their excitement for when the news breaks, but then MTG has to go and rain on their parade by preaching Trump’s predicted return to the White House. Trump himself has made some wild and rather ironic claims over the past few weeks, including promises to solve the conflict in Ukraine and fix the economy and inflation within the United States. That’s rich coming from a man notorious for lying through his teeth, but we’ll take your word for it, Donald. We’re not sure how much you’ll be able to influence from prison, but we’ll give you the benefit of the doubt.
And here goes MTG singing Trump’s praises in the hopes she’ll get in his good graces. If there’s one way to have the federal government breathing down your neck faster than the speed of light, supporting a (soon-to-be) convicted criminal is certainly one way to do it. Yes, let’s elect Trump for a third time, Marjorie — because that worked out so great for America every other time. Does Twitter need to suspend you again?
There aren’t enough words in the English vocabulary to properly articulate what we’d like to say to Marjorie, but for the sake of professionalism and integrity, we’ll let your imaginations run wild with that one. Luckily, our thoughts (or close enough) were summarized by one embittered Twitter user who felt the need to tell MTG what’s what, completely shutting down her hopes of becoming Trump’s trusted advisor in the near-distant future of 2024. We don’t endorse the use of “sporkfooted troll” as an insult as it’s still discriminatory against those with disabilities, but we won’t argue that MTG certainly deserves the blunt end of that sentiment for what it truly stands for beneath the tasteless malice.
Such an adventurous choice of words to describe the U.S. representative, who was “confirmed” not long ago to have only three toes on each foot. The comment warns MTG that Trump will inevitably “turn” on her when the kicking and screaming starts. Trump won’t go down without a fight, so if/when his imprisonment is confirmed, MTG will be grabbed by the ankles and dragged down with him for her part in Trump’s charges of obstructing an official proceeding, conspiring to defraud the United States, and inciting or assisting an insurrection.
But sure, MTG, let’s keep supporting his campaign.