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9 John Wick Crossovers You Didn’t Know You Needed

Maybe it's my head-cold delirium. Maybe I've been injecting too much action awesomeness into my eyeballs recently. Whatever the reason, I can't stop thinking about John Wick: Chapter 2. Specifically, who's ass John Wick could kick next. Well, not exactly KICK, but fill with cold, hard steel - BULLETS, talking about bullets here. You get where I'm going with this. Keanu Reeves' reluctant hitman has become a household name overnight, and there's no reason to retire his bulletproof suit anytime soon.

John Wick: The Hangover Cure

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Crossover: The Hangover (2009), The Hangover Part II (2011), The Hangover Part III (2013)

Your favorite wolfpack is back, only their latest hijinks land them in some REAL hot water. Let’s say they go South of the Border for a Mexican destination wedding (who cares about the married couple), and steal drugs from a local cartel boss. They wake up with a kilo of coke and a message that says some boogeyman is coming for them. Zach Galifianakis makes an off-color joke, Ed Helms screams and Bradley Cooper acts chill – then Wick walks in the room and all three piss themselves.

Comedies like this always feature inept assassins, only so the goofball main characters can somehow escape. Let’s break the mold and have the assassin complete his job with ease – like he should. No messing around. One, two, three. Drugs are returned, job is done. Maybe don’t get blackout drunk in foreign countries and steal from crime bosses? This is one for all the hitmen out there who have been misrepresented by slapstick sensibilities. Not today. Not with this hangover.

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