The hard bread stuff that Sam and Frodo eat along their journey to Mordor isn’t the most visually appetizing stuff you’ve ever seen, but its description is more than a little intriguing. One bite is supposed to fill the stomach of your average man, though not your average hobbit obviously because they’re little but are apparently insatiable when it comes to meat and mead. So even if it tastes like bad matzo, how could you say no to magic food? It’s like butterbeer from Harry Potter except I actually tried that in Orlando and it’s ok. But something where one bite was enough to make you feel full? How has our society not come up with something like this yet? We currently have the opposite product known as rice. Every time Sam and Frodo chow down on this stuff I want to call sharesies.
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