In the time building up to Evil Dead’s release there was a lot of talk about just how gory the film was going to be and how little CGI was used in the production. The trailers were extremely graphic, which might have prepared audiences for any normal movie, but I don’t think anyone was prepared for the bloodbath that the film would actually be. Scene after scene had moments capable of making even the toughest horror fan sick, but it wasn’t until the gory finale that the film finally rained blood. Literally. It actually rained blood.
The sky fills with clouds and turns a dark crimson, then suddenly rain begins to fall from the sky. The rain appears to be darker than usual, but that’s probably just the lighting right? No wait a second, it’s actually raining blood. The gallons of human fluid falling from the sky make this easily one of the bloodiest scenes in horror history, and it’s simply the cap to a film filled to the brim with gore and guts.
[h2]8) This Is The End – Jonah Hill Gets Hate…Umm…Possessed[/h2]
This is the End is filled to the brim with memorable moments. Honestly, picking just one was the hardest decision I’ve had to make all year. You’ve got Craig Robinson’s heavenly rendition of “Take Your Panties Off,” Danny McBride and James Franco yelling about shooting loads everywhere, Michael Cera’s ruining of the phrase “Sippy Time,” the Devil’s introduction, Channing Taint-YUM – seriously, how the hell am I supposed to pick just one moment?!
Well, I know it might not be everyone’s most memorable moment, but the scene where Jonah Hill gets raped by the devil is still seared into my brain. All the other moments made us break down in fits of laughter, but no moment had the shock value of seeing whatever demon raped Jonah looming over our star, sporting his schlonger for all to see. Building up to that moment has the twisted hilarity of Jonah being demon-raped, but once you see that evil dick, things get real super quick. Plus, it’s sandwiched between two hilarious moments in Jonah praying to God by starting with “Dear God, it’s me, Jonah Hill… from Moneyball” and then the inevitable “Exorcism of Jonah Hill.” Because he got raped. By the devil. Where’s Brad Pitt to save you from that fate?
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