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5 Things That Would Make This Sunday’s Academy Awards Not Completely Terrible

For those of us who harbor extreme ambivalence toward the Academy Awards and all they stand for, the Oscar ceremony this coming Sunday is likely to be a pendulum swinging between severe annoyance and cautious excitement. The whole concept of the awards is both noble and preposterous, best epitomized by the people who blast the notion of ranking works of art until they win an award and are suddenly humbled and gracious in their acceptance of the statue they once considered meaningless. Many, including myself on most days, decry the Academy Awards as a vapid evening of excess and self congratulation, perpetuating the myth that Hollywood is doing good in the world, validating stars’ fragile egos, and dear god I hope my favorite movie/director/actor wins!

[h2]2) Robert De Niro does win[/h2]

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As overjoyed as I would be to see Philip Seymour Hoffman win for The Master, for the good of the future of movies I really hope Robert De Niro is named Best Supporting Actor for his work in Silver Linings Playbook. This is one of the two acting categories, along with Best Actress, sort of, that is far from a lock. De Niro is considered by some to be the frontrunner, although Waltz has been getting an armful of trophies and Tommy Lee Jones remains a critical favorite.

A win for De Niro, though, would be enormous. The last time he won was in 1981 for Raging Bull, and that statue was enough to earn him about 10-15 years of good film roles. Then they started to diminish, and before we knew it he was the Meet the Fockers guy. A win this Sunday could potentially be a reawakening for a man who reinvented movie acting, who once turned in six of the greatest performances of all time in the span of ten years. It’s one instance in which the Academy Awards could possibly have a real and beneficial effect on movies for years to come.

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