Remy: Michelle Berryman (The Hills Have Eyes)
Listen, I know they covered this woman in prosthetics to hide her real beauty, and I cannot say I blame them. Even with that misshapen head and those weird, unbalanced eyes, there is just something utterly captivating about her jaw line, and the feral qualities she brings to the screen whenever they feature her.
(It was at this point Matt informed me that Michelle Berryman is actually Michael, and that NO prosthetics were used at all, that is just how he was born as the result of twenty six birth defects.)
Wow, Matt, seems like YOU missed Feminism 101. Just because she may be ugly to you, to strip her of her gender identity is so patriarchal of you. You MUST be a Republican! You better watch your back…
*Storms off
Nato: Um, what? Why did that get political? I think I might need a break from this. *Doorbell rings*
So how many of you suffered through the same movies just for these bodacious babes? Did we miss your favorite horror hotties who carried their own movies? Let us know in the comments!
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Like what you read? Check out last week’s edition where Remy and I discuss our favorite horror masks!