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Nato And Remy’s Last Stand: Horror Hotties We Watch Terrible Movies To See

I think it's funny that just because I am a feminist that seems to imply I can't desire to have sex with women. Apparently the act of being a feminist takes women out of that light, and casts them in some super serious, sexless, gender-less role. That sounds abusive to me, dehumanizing women to pump women up? No, I think quite the opposite.

Nato: Alexandra Daddario (Texas Chainsaw 3D/Bereavement)

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I wasn’t sure which film to showcase Daddario in, because the rising scream queen is putting other genre girls to shame left and right, but I chose a picture from Bereavement because I found it just a little more unwatchable compared to Texas Chainsaw 3D. On the other hand, if you saw Leatherface’s latest ill-fated sequel, you would have seen Daddario double for a beautiful, blue-eyed, brunette Barbie Doll, boasting an unfathomably rockin’ bod that made me jealous of even Leatherface because he got to carry her around. If it takes being a psychopathic, mask-wearing mass-murder to be close to Alexandra Daddario, then f#ck it. I’m headin’ out to Home Depot, practicing my chainsaw skills, and heading South. I’ll be waiting Alexandra!

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