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Nato And Remy’s Last Stand: Our Horror-Themed New Year’s Resolutions!

Alas, another year has come and gone, but momentary endings come with new beginnings and fresh opportunities, letting us start clean once again. With that said, I have no intention of starting over anything, and neither does my partner Remy, as we see 2014 as a chance to grow, reach even farther, and make the awesome year of 2013 seem uneventful compared to the hard-rocking, face-melting, awe-inspiring year of 2014. I can feel it people! If you thought 2013 had some highlights, just wait for 2014 - to quote lyrical virtuosos Tenacious D, we're here to "rock your f@#king socks off!"

Nato – MEET REMY

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Does anyone else find it weird that I’ve been writing with Remy well over a year now, yet for all I know, he’s just some faceless man sitting behind a keyboard? Or woman? Or alien? Or crab person?! I have no idea if Remy is even a REAL person (I’m sure many people have that question based on his writing), yet we’ve been collaborating on some seriously killer articles discussing everything from Pokemon Santa battles (OK, not sure what we were actually thinking there) to Mother’s Day horror movies that would have our poor mother’s disowning us. There needs to be a meeting of the minds, an epic bro handshake, and an Instagram joint-selfie to commemorate this momentous occasion.

The problem is, this is still a lingering resolution from last year, but since writing with Remy even more, I’m (almost) convinced he’s not a crazy serial killer and that I’d probably be safe if we ever met in person, during the day, in a crowded area with plenty of witnesses. Actually, scratch that, if he really is a mass murderer moonlighting as an online wordsmith, I still don’t think he’d put me into the deep sleep, and that makes me feel all warm inside.

This needs to happen. Remdog, 2014 – maybe we can even podcast the event?!