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Nato And Remy’s Last Stand: 80s Horror Films We Actually WANT To See Remade

Remy and I have stated our feelings on the remake game already, but in all honesty, we have no choice but to give in. Between all the classic horror movies remade already and the ones slated for release in the next few years, it seems every noteworthy genre film will be remade within the next five years whether we like it or not. Should some of these films actually be updated with technology and new ideas? No f#cking way. Do Remy and I have a say in that choice? No f#cking way.

Remy – Martin

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Ah, sweet Martin. I know this is late seventies, but I had to cheat a little, because that is just how much I love this film.

Perhaps the most under-appreciated George Romero film, and easily the best thing he did besides Dawn and Creepshow, Martin is a movie about a boy who is a vampire, and has to feed his urges in the only way he knows how. OR, Martin is about a serial killer who THINKS he is a vampire, and so he acts accordingly. That is the real beauty of Martin – it was a concept that was WELL ahead of its time, and has an ending that sticks in your guts like bad Chinese food. A Martin reboot, if cast correctly, could bring the brilliance of the film to a whole new generation of horror fans who don’t even know it exists.

A good deal of these on this list I want rebooted because they would make me laugh. Martin I want rebooted because it made me cringe, and I loved every second of it. Was he or wasn’t he a vampire? I’ll never tell.