Did you honestly think Remy and I could watch This Is The End without drafting our own dream team of celebrities to ride out the rapture with? With such an awesome concept and equally awesome execution, Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg's apocalyptic comedy shows a bunch of celebrities attempting to survive the rapture in James Franco's fortress of a house, and while their ensemble cast was an absolute comedic supergroup, Remy and I just had to put our own spin on the whole "celebrities caught in the rapture" scenario.
We need to have at least one person we can immediately sacrifice to the Gods to appease them, and this quiet, dull, broken thing seems as good a sacrificial lamb as anyone else, right? So wait, my parts of this article seem racist AND sexist?!!? Oh man, thank God it’s the end of the world and no one will remember any of this. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a young pop star I need to impregnate for the sake of mankind.
Wow, this IS pretty bad.