Remy – Michel Gondry
Visually speaking, there are no other directors alive quite like Michel Gondry. Best known for the brilliant Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (and his countless, mind bending music videos), Gondry has a way of making impossible dreams that you wouldn’t even be able to explain into actual cinematic shots. The Science of Sleep is another one of his (under-appreciated) gems, and it shows that he has an eye that would lend itself to bizarre horror quite well. Think of a movie like Hausu. Now imagine a remake by this guy. See, I am onto something.
Again, handing Gondry a slasher movie would most likely be a mistake. That would not challenge him enough. Instead, hand him a movie with multiple worlds, and crazy, tentacled creatures crawling from a glowing abyss. Think of the insanity of a Troma film, as if it was done by Baz Lurhmann, and you have a perfect idea for what I am selling.
Also, I think Gondry would do a Cthulhu movie better than anyone.
No really, I mean that.