So there you have it. Those are my recommendations for those among of us who are sick of the saccharine that we have to swallow during Valentine’s Day. There are so many more: horror films are also excellent for anti-Valentine’s Day sentiments, as are Westerns, samurai flicks, and anything with Jason Statham. So after you’ve eaten your candy, made your reservations, or explained to your mother how you’re just fine on your own, please stop calling, pop one of these in and remember that as amazing as love is, sometimes it can really suck. Remember: a little sour or salt with the sweet never hurt anybody.
Unless, of course, you’re these two: