300: Rise of an Empire
While I almost wanted to put Sin City: A Dame To Kill For here, 300: Rise of an Empire beat it out because at least A Dame to Kill For came and went pretty quickly. Empire, however, stuck around for a bit.
It honestly felt like torture watching this movie. Yes, I know torture isn’t funny, but neither are shitty movies. I gave 300: Rise of an Empire a shot because I loved the original 300 and Zack Snyder was back in a producing capacity. Little did I know, though, that it would end up being a….honestly, I don’t even remember. I recall a lot of boats and yelling, but literally nothing else about this film.
Yes, that might be because I was high when I saw it, but I am high 98% of the time, so I doubt that matters. I think this is just a case of an over-hyped movie that ended up being bland as porridge.