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5 Lame Avengers That Won’t Ever Appear In The Marvel Cinematic Universe

Recently, a little movie known as Avengers: Age of Ultron was quietly released in a couple of cinemas. From all accounts, the film did pretty well. Classic case of 'The Little Movie That Could.' For the rare few who were lucky enough to see it, Age of Ultron introduced a number of new Avengers, including the one Olsen who can act and that fast guy who was way better in the X-Men movie.

1) Starfox

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Oh no, wait. It gets creepier. Waaaaay creepier.

Starfox seems like your typical Avenger at first, albeit one with a freaky ass codename. Super strength. Check. Flight. Check. The ability to date-rape. Che-WTF!?

The power to stimulate people’s pleasure receptors sounds great initially. You’re guaranteed chemistry with anyone you’re attracted to and they’re going to love you, regardless of whether you’re gentle or just want to get in between the sheets and HULK SMASH them against the headboard! Minimum effort. Maximum payoff.

Unfortunately, Starfox was also prone to coercing women to have sex with him against their will. Yep. The Avengers count a rapist among their numbers. Lame, but also quite terrifying… like re-watching an episode of The Cosby Show these days.

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