2) Moondragon
Aside from a possible Black Widow SNL romcom, Marvel have been pretty terrible when it comes to giving a female superhero their own movie. Fair play though. Supergirl, Elektra and Catwoman were all horrible and lord knows there haven’t been any bad movies starring superheroes with penises… However, if there’s one woman who can change people’s minds, it’s Moondragon.
Literally. Moondragon’s telepathy is so powerful that she could force Professor Xavier to relieve his own bowels if Fox ever gave up the rights to X-Men. And that ladies and gentlemen, is why Moon Dragon… wait, you need more? What about her shaved head, pornstar costume and the fact that she developed her powers through sheer force of will? No radioactive moon dragons in sight!
Let’s not forget the time Moondragon enslaved Thor, forcing him to be her lover. Haven’t we all thought about doing that to Chris Hemsworth at one time or another though? Oh, yeah. Shit just got creepy…