5) Bad Milo!
How to explain Bad Milo! without sounding perverse? There probably isn’t a way to manage it, so putting it bluntly might be the best course of action.
Ken Marino stars as a middle-aged man suffering from the pangs of a mid-life crisis. Pushing his anger back in on himself as his unbearable boss (played by Patrick Warburton) repeatedly pushes his buttons, Marino’s stress eventually manifests itself into a fearsome creature that exits via his rectum and violently attacks those responsible for making his life a misery.
For the most part, the wrinkled alien thing (nicknamed Milo by his host) bobs along feral-faced with a hiss and a growl, but from time to time it occasionally resembles something strangely cute and endearing when his set of blood-stained incisors are buried away. For what it is (and I’m still not entirely sure exactly what that might be) Bad Milo! is actually kind of inspired. It hops between B-Movie, Z-Movie and Midnight Movie territory, gleefully kicking buckets of blood around the screen and sometimes actually hitting some nice comedic notes.
To say it’s not for everyone doesn’t quite sum it up, but how on earth do you summarize Bad Milo!? One thing’s for sure, proctologists will be appalled.