Laurel Hedare (Catwoman)
We’re convinced the script for Catwoman got mixed up with the one for Zoolander somehow. It’s the only thing that explains why the antagonist, Laurel Hedare, is the head of a cosmetics company. Yip, she’s evil because she’s created some dodgy skin cream, like pretty much every other cosmetics company.
Now that you’ve stopped laughing… Actually, carry on. This was the dumbest film ever made, and it deserves to be laughed at until the end of time. Skin cream, really? You’re handed the keys to the DC kingdom and you create a skin care villain? And here we thought that Condiment King was the lamest villain in DC Comics…
When you consider this film exists, maybe we should count our blessings and not be so hard on the DCEU after all. It could always be Catwoman bad, and the world has already suffered enough pain.