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10 Dirty Adult Jokes From Children’s Movies

Being a parent must suck. Too much responsibility, zero free time and a never-ending stream of awful direct-to-DVD movies on replay. Thank god then for the animators and filmmakers who take pity on exhausted mothers and fathers everywhere by inserting adult jokes into kid's movies. When the third nappy needs changing and the twins won't stop their sodding arguing, even the most basic, puerile sex joke can give parents the boost they need to keep on going with their fourth Tinkerbell movie in a row.

David Opie Dec 9, 2014 11:08 pm2018-08-02T22:20:22-05:00

6) Flashers – Cars (2006)

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Many saw Cars as a blemish on Pixar’s otherwise stellar filmography, but the animation studio still managed to insert the occasional moment of brilliance into their weakest link… and by brilliance, I mean moment of smut. However, in a world inhabited solely by talking cars, how do you even manage to perform such a feat?

At the beginning of Cars, Lightning McQueen is one of the most popular cars in the entire racing world and is adored by fans all over the wrold. Two groupies in particular, named Mia and Tia, decide to show their support by flashing their headlights rapidly on and off as McQueen passes. Sounds pretty cute, right?

Wait, let’s look at that again. Mia and Tia flash McQueen as he passes. Flash. If these cars were human, their nipples would be exposed out in the air, harder than diamonds.

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