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10 Dirty Adult Jokes From Children’s Movies

Being a parent must suck. Too much responsibility, zero free time and a never-ending stream of awful direct-to-DVD movies on replay. Thank god then for the animators and filmmakers who take pity on exhausted mothers and fathers everywhere by inserting adult jokes into kid's movies. When the third nappy needs changing and the twins won't stop their sodding arguing, even the most basic, puerile sex joke can give parents the boost they need to keep on going with their fourth Tinkerbell movie in a row.

10) It’s Not All About Size… – Frozen (2013)

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One of the most refreshing aspects of Frozen was its ‘new’ take on romance. For Disney, the emphasis on sisterly love over marriage was a relatively progressive stance compared to how the earlier princesses just swooned over the first handsome man they saw. Anna starts out like one of these typical leading ladies with her obsession over Hans – BOOOOOOO! – after only meeting him once, but fortunately, Kristoff jumps in to point out how ridiculous their engagement is.

On their way to the North Mountain, Kristoff quizzes Anna about Hans, asking whether she even knows the basics such as his last name, favorite food, eye color etc. Innocent enough, so far. However, when Kristoff asks Anna about Hans’ foot size, she quickly responds by saying that “Foot size doesn’t matter…”

Turns out Anna is more interested in Hans for his personality than the size of his penis. If that doesn’t scream feminism, then I don’t know what does.