Genital Jousting (Steam)
Genital Jousting is a local multiplayer game where each player controls a primary colored dick n’ balls that schlicks around the screen leaving a slug-like trail behind it. Seriously, we’re not making this up. The aim is to penetrate the other player’s balls, creating a conga-line of conjoined phalluses and be the last cock standing. It’s like a Mario Party mini-game, if Mario Party were designed by Beavis and Butthead.
It is, however, absolutely hilarious to whip out at parties and watch people stare at it in disbelief that someone would develop and release such a barmy game. That it’s addictive, looks great and has a wicked sense of humor (“Press Up to Consent”) to boot are simply the cherries on top of this rather distractingly creamy cake.